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And now for another installment from Twenty Months. We pick up our traveler as he meets one of the local characters, Biddy McCoy, just outside Riverton:
Four accommodation houses occur between the Otautau and Riverton. Walkers' above named, Wilds at Mount Pleasant , and Hopcroft's at Gummie's bush, are three good ones. At Groper's bush, between Mount Pleasant and Gummie's, one is now kept by Mrs. Biddy McCoy, a person of some renown in these parts, being what is termed a "character." Into Mrs. Biddy's antecedents it were, perhaps, best not to enquire too closely.
Now, she is well to do, and owns land, cattle, and other worldly goods. But Biddy scorns to waste her substance on personal decoration; her usual attire consists of a ragged petticoat, perhaps not so short as those condemed of late by Her Majesty's Lord Chamberlain[1], but exhibiting more of powerful understandings than is the wont of matrons of her years. A tattered old pea jacket does duty as a bodice, tied round her with string. A dubious something, half night-cap, half hood, covers her head, and a long clay pipe generally adorns her mouth.
Biddy expects all travellers to call at her house as customers, and wee to that unlucky wight who shall fail in this observance, if ever he pass that way again! Biddy invariably pounces upon the delinquent, and in language more forcible than classic, gives him a large piece of her mind on the subject. Not desiring that her eloquence should be exercised upon me, I always paid her a visit in passing, and found some woollen socks which she sold me, of her own knitting, a very comfortable investment.

